The JPeeeeeeee Bottle
You didn’t ask for this.
You didn’t plan for this.
But someone out there gifted you a sub… and now you’re locked in.
Featuring JP in full cyber-enforcer mode, this bottle is a reminder that once you’re in the stream, there are no breaks. Not for snacks. Not for stretching. And definitely not for… that.
⚡ Gifted sub = full commitment
⚡ The stream never pauses
⚡ Your bladder? That’s between you and destiny
JP is watching. The chat knows. And leaving now?
Yeah… that’s not an option.
No pee breaks for you. You’ve been chosen.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THATS CDB2U
- Email: contact@support.thatscdb.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.