CDB's "It's Totally Fine" Bottle
You know the vibe… resources are low, timers are long, and everything is definitely under control. Totally. Fine. 😬
This design perfectly captures THATS CDB2U energy when the stress is real—but the words say otherwise. Featuring a slightly panicked, sweat-beading grin and the iconic “it’s totally fine” quote, this bottle is a hilarious nod to every Star Trek Fleet Command moment where things are… not fine.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the galaxy, Mrs. CDB is happily spending latinum like there’s no tomorrow—while CDB is over here doing mental math, sweating, and pretending everything’s cool. 😂
Why you’ll love it:
- Durable steel construction for stress-proof hydration
- Keeps drinks cold while you keep your composure (barely)
- Bold, funny design every STFC player will relate to
- Perfect for work, gaming sessions, or crisis-managing your resources
Perfect for:
- The “I’m fine” crew (we see you 👀)
- Strategic hoarders under pressure
- Anyone who’s ever smiled through the chaos
Disclaimer: Bottle does not reduce stress… but it does make it funnier.
Because sometimes…
you’re not fine—but you’re “totally fine.”
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THATS CDB2U
- Email: contact@support.thatscdb.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
